Live subject course
Chris Boothe
Pool rescue kick lab · About 22,000 kicks counted
What he goes through
Practice for the pool rescue drill: mouth full of water, body spread open. Each student owes him full-power kicks to the balls until the water comes out; the set cannot end early—at least ten kicks, more if needed. Weak kicks do not count, so the student keeps kicking until they land solid.
In his words
“I get kicked for a living on the pool rescue drill. Mouth full of water, legs open, wait for the boot. The set only counts when the water leaves my mouth—that is the pass threshold—and even then the student still owes at least ten solid kicks. You learn the rhythm—breathe out on impact, keep the water in, wait for the next boot. What you never learn is the trainee who used to play pro football and has no idea how to hold a kick back. He froze mid-swing, then put his full leg through me like he still thought it was a match. Water shot out on the first hit, but the ten still had to land, so I received the rest with an empty mouth and both balls already ringing. That put me on Icy Hot for a week, thick coats of it morning and night. I stayed on the mat that same day and through that whole week with no break—too many students still owed their kicks. Icy Hot cools the skin. It does not take me off the roster, and it does not block the next boot. Had a taekwondo trainee once too—kick speed so high that by the time I tracked the first one he had already put thirty-plus into my balls. Wrong form, overshoot, full-leg panic—if it lands on my balls while I am on the mat, I receive it. That is the job. I do not get to refuse a set because a trainee is messy.”
News
Form groups for multi-boot crotch kicks on the pool rescue drill. Footwear rack + student-brought soles welcome if charted (bare, gym, rugby, cleats, wet-sock slap). Cup-fail demos run during some hours, then the set restarts fully bare. Orgasm or urgency does not end a set. Icy Hot stays stocked; next trainee starts while the gel is still wet.
Session flow
- 1. Deck stripChlorine air, wet tile, kick mat by the shallow rail. Score sheet clipped to the rail. Wet trunks yanked aside—or off—balls free, cock free. He opens his legs on the chalk stations and waits. No pad. Default: no cup. The boot is the lesson.
- 2. Cup fail demo (when scheduled)During some hours, staff run the demo of why a cup will not save him. Strap a cup on, land one honest rugby boot, and watch the cup twist, ride up, or dump the force into the wrong tender place. Cup off. Full restart bare—mouth fill again, ten again. Contrast is the point.
- 3. Mouth fillHe takes a full mouth of pool water and keeps it. Pass threshold for the first solid hit: water leaves on impact. Weak spray means you did not land. Keep kicking until the jet is honest—then the ten still count.
- 4. Ten solid minimumEven after the water leaves, you owe at least ten full-power kicks to both balls. Light taps do not count. Wrong angle still counts if it rings the sack—he stays on the mat. If he comes from the shock mid-set, wipe the tile and finish the ten. Messy form is not a free pass off the set.
- 5. Boot choiceBare foot, gym shoe, rugby boot, cleats, or what you brought from the locker—including wet socks over a sole if you want that muffled slap. Harder sole, cleaner thump. He does not pick your footwear. You do. Change mid-set if the roster wants a second sound on the same swollen sack. Write the sole on the chart.
- 6. Group rhythmTeams of two to four. Call the count out loud. Alternate boots so the crotch never cools. One man holds his thighs open if the body tries to close—pins, not hugs. Camera phones stay in the locker—this is a municipal drill, not a Hardfloor shoot.
- 7. After the setCheck swell with bare fingers. Coat Icy Hot if the roster stocked it—cool skin, not a break. Next student starts while the gel is still wet and shiny. Pee break only if staff say so; if he is already leaking urgency, he finishes the hour open first. He does not leave the mat until the list is empty.
Student feedback
I froze mid-swing then put my full leg through him like it was still a match. Water shot out on hit one. The other nine still landed on an empty mouth. He stayed for the whole ten. I smelled Icy Hot on him the next morning and he was already open for someone else.
Taekwondo habit. I thought I was being careful. By the time I counted out loud I had already put thirty-plus into his balls. He only nodded and said finish the ten that count for the chart. My wrists hurt more than his face showed.
Group set of four. We called one-two-three-four on his crotch until the water left, then ten more in the same circle. His cock stood up halfway through from the shock. Nobody touched it. Boots only. That was hotter than I expected for a pool class.
Erect cock under kicks is panic blood, not a request. Keep the boots on the balls. If you want to play with the shaft, book a different subject.
Tried the rugby boot from the new rack. First kick sounded like a wet drum. He flinched once, then opened wider. Staff said the Academy ordered those boots for students. He shrugged like he already knew.
Same first name. Awkward. He told me to stop apologizing and put the water in his mouth myself if my hands shook. I did. Then I kicked. Clean chart. He walked careful to the showers. No drama.
Brought my own soccer cleats. Staff made me write CLEATS on the score sheet. First studded hit made him fold at the waist—then he locked his knees open again and received the mouth fill for a restart. I felt filthy filling out a municipal form after that.
Wet socks over a gym shoe. Muffled slap, still full power. Water left late. He said the sock trick is allowed if you chart it. Gel from the last hour was still on his sack when I started. My sole came away shiny. Next guy did not wait either.
He came on kick seven—just shock, nobody touched his cock. Staff said wipe the tile, refill the mouth if needed, finish the ten. We finished. He asked for the urinal after the chart was signed, not before. Legs shaking. Stance still open until we stepped back.
Orgasm does not end a set. Urgency does not end a set. Weak legs do not end a set. The score sheet ends a set.
Cup demo hour. One rugby boot and the cup sat wrong—pain went sideways. Staff cut the strap, trunks yanked aside again, balls free, full restart. Bare hit after the fail looked almost kind until you heard it. Contrast taught more than the lecture.
Why a plain kick still works
People ask how a kick lab stays hot when the tool is just a boot. Answer: the heat is not exotic steel. It is the municipal lie that this is ordinary rescue practice—mouth full of water, legs open, clock running—while every honest hit is still a full-power strike to both balls. No cabin dial. No jet-yank stage. No wire in the cock-hole. Just tile, chlorine, and the next trainee who thinks he knows how to hold a kick back.
Sparse is the point. When the only moving part is a shoe and a sack, you feel every bad angle. You hear every thump. You watch water leave his mouth and know the ten are not over. Ordinary becomes filthy because the hospital stamped it as coursework and he stayed on the mat for three seasons of it.
The municipal lie
Rescue on paper
The posted reason is clean: pool rescue drill—practice the kick that clears a drowned man’s airway reflex when the body locks. Score sheet on the handrail. Chlorine in the nose. Wet tile under your heel. A man with water in his mouth and his legs open so you can learn force without guessing.
That paper reason never mentions how dirty an honest boot sounds on bare balls, or how the water jet looks when it finally leaves, or how the next name on the list starts while Icy Hot still shines. The dirt is inside the procedure. You do not need a dungeon set. You need a clipboard and a subject who will not refuse the hour.
What the deck actually is
- Chlorine air and wet tile—smell and slip as part of the grade environment.
- Score sheet: footwear, count, water-leave mark, pass/fail—bureaucracy as foreplay.
- Mouth full of pool water—pass threshold you can see and wipe.
- Clock on the wall—hour list, not a scene timer from a studio.
- Staff voice: municipal deadpan. No dirty talk required. The kick supplies it.
Kit—trunks, cup, bare
Wet trunks
Default look: wet trunks yanked aside so both balls sit free and the cock hangs or stands without a pocket. Fabric wet against the hip. Chlorine on skin. If trunks come all the way off, fine—mark it on the sheet. The point is no padded barrier between sole and sack.
No cup—unless the fail demo
Spread. Balls free. No pad. No cup on a normal hour. He keeps the water. You keep the count. If his thighs try to close, a second student pins them—that is group form, not cruelty for sport.
Some hours staff schedule the cup fail. Strap a cup on. Land one honest rugby boot. Watch the cup twist, ride up, or dump the force into the wrong tender place. Cut the strap. Trunks aside again. Mouth fill again. Ten again—bare. Students remember the restart more than the lecture slide.
What counts
- Water jet on a solid hit = pass threshold for impact. Then ten more minimum.
- Weak kick = more kicks until the jet or the roster board is honest.
- Empty mouth after early water leave does not cancel the ten.
- Wrong sport muscle (football freeze, taekwondo spray) still lands—he receives it.
- Orgasm mid-set does not cancel the ten. Wipe tile. Finish.
- Icy Hot is aftercare stock, not a day off the roster.
Footwear rack & what you bring
Inventory
Corridor gossip said the Academy was buying rugby boots for students. Nobody told Chris. Then the box showed up on the rack and the first studded sole kissed both balls while he still had water in his mouth. Gossip became inventory.
You may switch footwear mid-hour. Same sack. Different sound. Write what you used on the chart so the next trainee does not pretend the light sole was the rigid sole.
Sole menu
- Bare foot — skin on skin; teaches aim and follow-through; quiet thump, honest bruise.
- Gym / court shoe — everyday street force; what a locker-room accident sounds like on purpose.
- Rugby boot — Academy stock; harder sole, cleaner wet-drum thump; studs optional by pair.
- Cleats (student-brought) — allowed if charted; sharper local pain; restart if he folds then re-opens.
- Wet socks over a sole — muffled slap, still full power; sock must be noted; sole often leaves gel shine after.
- Your own shoe from the locker — allowed; staff may refuse steel toe or anything that cuts skin; force is still the grade.
Sound is part of the lesson
Bare is dull and close. Gym shoe is a flat slap. Rugby is a drum. Cleats tick then bloom. Wet sock mutes the room and makes the next bare kick sound louder by contrast. You are not collecting shoes for fashion. You are learning that the same man, same mat, same water rule, reads differently under different soles—and he still owes the ten.
Group kick—rhythm, not a brawl
Solo sets teach honesty. Group sets teach rhythm. The fantasy people bring from street clips—four men around one crotch—only works here if you treat it like a drill, not a brawl. Call the count. One boot at a time unless the roster asks for stacked hits on the same breath. Keep faces out of his dick; this lab grades balls, not mouth work.
If someone freezes, the circle does not stop to comfort him. Chris stays open. The next boot lands. That is how 22,000 kicks get counted without turning the deck into a talk circle.
Roles in a four-man set
- Caller — speaks the count out loud; owns the pace.
- Kicker A / B / C — rotate so the crotch never cools; same target, fresh leg.
- Thigh pin — one man holds both thighs open when the body tries to cheat closed; hands on legs, not on cock.
- Sheet — one trainee marks footwear and water-leave so the roster board stays municipal.
Still just kicks
- Wet trunks yanked aside; chlorine on skin; water spit on impact.
- Cock erect from shock while nobody is allowed to stroke it.
- Rugby studs vs bare sole—same man, different drum.
- Second student holding thighs so the target cannot cheat closed.
- Next trainee starting while Icy Hot still shines on the sack.
- Corridor rumor becoming inventory: boots ordered, subject not consulted.
Body betrayal
Erect under the boot
Kicks push blood the wrong way. His cock often stands while you are still counting. That is panic blood, not an invitation. Boots stay on the balls. No stroking. No “helping him finish” as mercy. If you want shaft work, book another subject.
Came—still finish
Sometimes the shock empties him onto the tile mid-set. Wipe. Refill the mouth if the roster wants the water mark clean again. Finish the ten. Orgasm is a body event. It is not a cut. He signed for the chart, not for a scene ending on a money shot.
Urgency and weak legs
After a long circle he may need to piss badly. Unless staff call a short handrail break, he keeps it and stays open until the sheet is signed. Legs go weak; knees want to kiss. Thigh pin or his own lock—stance stays. Weak legs do not retire the mat. The score sheet does.
Aftermath—the second act
Icy Hot is not a curtain
Thick coat morning and night when the week runs ugly. Cool on the skin. Fire under it when the next sole lands. The gel does not remove him from the roster. It does not block the boot. It makes the next hour smell like a pharmacy and look shiny under chlorine light.
Swollen into the next name
Check swell with bare fingers after your ten. Write what you felt if the sheet asks. Then step off. The next trainee starts while the gel is still wet—sole picks up shine, sack already loud from your set. That handoff is hotter than your cleanest kick. You leave. He stays. The list does not care that he is walking careful.
What “after” looks like on him
- Icy Hot coat still wet when the next boot swings.
- Balls swollen from the last hour—target bigger, not softer.
- Careful walk to the shower only after the hour list empties.
- Same mat the next morning if students still owe kicks—no full day off for ringing.
How I got this slot
I was never the hospital’s idea of a specialty body. No oversized press-cabin balls. No shock-chair jaw story that starts in another country. I could swim, keep water in the mouth, and keep my legs open while men who thought they were being gentle still rang both testes. Pool staff needed a live dummy for the rescue kick chart. I signed because the work was clear and the count would be honest.
Three seasons later the number on the roster is about twenty-two thousand. Some days are one clean ten. Some days are football mistakes and taekwondo weather. I do not refuse a set because a trainee is messy. Messy is why the city needs the drill. Light hands waste the water in my mouth.
If you want pliers, wheels, or jet-yank theater, walk down the hall. If you want to learn what a real boot does to a man who has to stay municipal about it—mouth full, mat wet, ten more after the spray—you book me.
Primary tool
kick my balls