Ice and open snow. Channel kicks at Atlas are the warm-up. Conkers live on the Euro Circuit green, not here.
- Snow Roshambo
Hobby packs kick in the open snow. See if you last to the end in ice and wind.
- Winter Plunge
Strip under the open sky, cut the ice mouth, and hold your breath for the payout.
- Ice-Bucket Alley
One free bucket aimed straight at the crotch. Hardness collapses or it holds. Buy more.
- Hot-Glogg Lodge
Birch walls, candle light, mulled wine. Slow-and-warm against the cold outside.
- Phallus Ice Atelier
Carve a cock in clear ice. Free bench hour a day; clean carves pay, masterpieces pay the atelier rate.
- Cock-Angling Hole
One warm rod, one drop a day. Minnows, lake trout, and the rare lucky winter eel.
- Ice-Man Route
Freeze the goods, hang the line, deliver door to door. Zero-melt runs pay top.
- Ball-Freeze Block
Both balls in the ice, hold the clock or tap out. Iron holds pay the bench rate.
- Shaft-Brake Slope
Root down under the board to stop. Clean root brakes pay the rulebook rate.
- Aurora Edge Field
Stand under the green curtain. Watch, edge, or release with the sky.
- Sauna-Lake Ladder
Heat, birch, plunge, repeat. Full loop pays; the cabin pays top.
- Reindeer Sled
Two laps on packed snow. Winner takes the cup; loser gets the blanket.
- Snow-Burial Pit
Lie down and let the snow pack over you. Full bury pays; tomb pays top.
- Polar Night Club
Endless night, low lights, nothing to prove. Entry costs real Dick Coin.